FAVORITE QUOTATIONS
Everything is non-linear
- Bruce Tromberg (and others)
"Consistency is the last
refuge of the unimaginative."
- Oscar Wilde
"In an expanding universe,
time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of
human contempt find that, without changing their address, they eventually
live in the metropolis."
- Quentin Crisp (1908-1999) "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
- Albert Einstein
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you
win."
- Mahatma Ghandi
ORIGINAL (weak) HUMOR
You've heard the elephant joke: What time is it when
an elephant sits on your fence? Answer: Time to get a new fence. So
here's our version:
QUESTION: What time is it
when an elephant sits on your black hole?
ANSWER: Time to get a new
elephant!
Our best pun ever:
I've got the hand it to you, that's quite
a feat!
- Said by one of us to a beaming surgeon who just transplanted
a patient's big toe from the foot to the hand in order
to replace a severed thumb. The surgeon was not amused.
ORIGINAL QUOTES: Our wise advice to the world:
If 10(100) is a googol & 10(googol)
is a googolplex, then 10(googolplex) is a googolrama.
- Isaak Benaron
Infinity bottles of beer on the wall,
infinity bottles of beer,
take one down, pass it around, infinity bottles of beer on the wall...
- Isaak Benaron
Beware the arrow of time. It is very sharp
and you could poke your eye out.
- David Benaron
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you hurt
for much much longer.
- David Benaron
Familiarity Breeds.
- David Benaron
Necessity is a Mother.
- David Benaron
A watched pot never boils over.
- David Benaron
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